Notebook

The trailer for The Last Song with Miley Cyrus looks absolutely terrible. Will this stop me from seeing it the day it comes out? Absolutely not.

Okay. I just made an EPIC discovery. If I do not wear socks, I do not feel as hot. I wish somebody had told me this before the summer started.

Some guy came up to me at work the other day and accused me of not being old enough to work there. I work at a clothing store.

Okay. I need to start admitting to myself that I actually enjoy Pink. Why is my taste in music so awful?

The new Britney video for Radar is so boring it almost put me to sleep. Remember when Britney videos used to be good?

I don't understand how a Vitamin Water has the same amount of sugar per serving as a McDonald's apple pie.

I thought my dorm room was impressive, but this guy's really takes the cake.

Hey, y'all! It's time to refresh your browsers! Maxigumee.com has a fresh new redesign! This site needed some more white space.

Earpieces for cellphones are not only incredibly pretentious, but a really good way to make people walking by you on the street think you're a crazy. Especially if you appear to be shouting spastically to yourself about your home construction project.

I don't know what the mail woman has against Martha Stewart, but for some reason, all of my Martha Stewart Living issues keep coming looking as if they've been mauled by a grizzly bear.

I still do not understand that stupid "genius" feature on the new iTunes. And it takes forever to update itself.

I don't know what bugs me more, how uncomfortable Hilary Duff looks when she's trying to be sexy or the fact that her new video seems to be a complete rip off of photography by Ryan McGinley and Juergen Teller.

A guy on the bus today asked me whether I would be voting for Obama or Bush. That is not a typo. When I told him Obama, he told me he thought I looked like a Bush voter. What??

Over the weekend, I went to the galleries in Chelsea with Katrina. The show that impressed me the most was probably Olaf Breuning's. His simple drawings on 8.5x11 paper are pretty cute and hilarious. Click here.

Is it just me or are John McCain and Benjamin Button totally separated at birth?