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The trailer for The Last Song with Miley Cyrus looks absolutely terrible. Will this stop me from seeing it the day it comes out? Absolutely not.
November 24, 2009 at 06:04 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)
Okay. I just made an EPIC discovery. If I do not wear socks, I do not feel as hot. I wish somebody had told me this before the summer started.
August 10, 2009 at 02:13 PM | Permalink | Comments (2)
Some guy came up to me at work the other day and accused me of not being old enough to work there. I work at a clothing store.
July 9, 2009 at 01:26 PM | Permalink | Comments (1)
Okay. I need to start admitting to myself that I actually enjoy Pink. Why is my taste in music so awful?
July 7, 2009 at 07:33 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)
The new Britney video for Radar is so boring it almost put me to sleep. Remember when Britney videos used to be good?
July 1, 2009 at 10:20 AM | Permalink | Comments (0)
I don't understand how a Vitamin Water has the same amount of sugar per serving as a McDonald's apple pie.
June 20, 2009 at 08:00 PM | Permalink | Comments (1)
I thought my dorm room was impressive, but this guy's really takes the cake.
May 4, 2009 at 06:05 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)
Hey, y'all! It's time to refresh your browsers! Maxigumee.com has a fresh new redesign! This site needed some more white space.
February 25, 2009 at 08:38 PM | Permalink | Comments (1)
Earpieces for cellphones are not only incredibly pretentious, but a really good way to make people walking by you on the street think you're a crazy. Especially if you appear to be shouting spastically to yourself about your home construction project.
February 25, 2009 at 08:34 PM | Permalink | Comments (2)
I don't know what the mail woman has against Martha Stewart, but for some reason, all of my Martha Stewart Living issues keep coming looking as if they've been mauled by a grizzly bear.
December 16, 2008 at 05:36 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)
I still do not understand that stupid "genius" feature on the new iTunes. And it takes forever to update itself.
December 15, 2008 at 03:21 AM | Permalink | Comments (0)
I don't know what bugs me more, how uncomfortable Hilary Duff looks when she's trying to be sexy or the fact that her new video seems to be a complete rip off of photography by Ryan McGinley and Juergen Teller.
October 28, 2008 at 04:52 PM | Permalink | Comments (2)
A guy on the bus today asked me whether I would be voting for Obama or Bush. That is not a typo. When I told him Obama, he told me he thought I looked like a Bush voter. What??
October 20, 2008 at 03:20 AM | Permalink | Comments (1)
Over the weekend, I went to the galleries in Chelsea with Katrina. The show that impressed me the most was probably Olaf Breuning's. His simple drawings on 8.5x11 paper are pretty cute and hilarious. Click here.
October 15, 2008 at 10:38 AM | Permalink
Is it just me or are John McCain and Benjamin Button totally separated at birth?
October 7, 2008 at 11:16 PM | Permalink
The work of New York City artist/vandal "Poster Boy" is pretty hilarious. I especially love this one and this one. (Via New York Magazine.)
October 6, 2008 at 09:37 PM | Permalink
I hate it when people make their Facebooks private so I can't secretly stalk them and look at their pictures. What ever are Facebook and MySpace for if not for spying on people? That being said.... I'm pretty sure that my profile is set to private.
August 26, 2008 at 11:23 PM | Permalink
RIP, my pretty red bike. I walked outside to ride my bike today only to find that somebody had evidently cut through the lock and taken it away.
August 20, 2008 at 07:31 PM | Permalink
So Michelle Trachtenberg came into my work the other day. I was seriously about to grovel at her feet and tell her that "ohmyggooood Harriet The Spy is like, my favorite movie EVER ILOVEYOU!!!" But I didn't. I did sell her some candles, though.
June 19, 2008 at 09:05 PM | Permalink
Having nothing at all to do during the day is really not good for me. I started experimenting with cutting my own hair. And now my bangs are really short. I need to get a job.
May 30, 2008 at 09:37 AM | Permalink