The trailer for The Last Song with Miley Cyrus looks absolutely terrible. Will this stop me from seeing it the day it comes out? Absolutely not.

November 24, 2009 | 06:04 PM | (0)

Okay. I just made an EPIC discovery. If I do not wear socks, I do not feel as hot. I wish somebody had told me this before the summer started.

August 10, 2009 | 02:13 PM | (2)

Some guy came up to me at work the other day and accused me of not being old enough to work there. I work at a clothing store.

July 9, 2009 | 01:26 PM | (1)

Okay. I need to start admitting to myself that I actually enjoy Pink. Why is my taste in music so awful?

July 7, 2009 | 07:33 PM | (0)

The new Britney video for Radar is so boring it almost put me to sleep. Remember when Britney videos used to be good?

July 1, 2009 | 10:20 AM | (0)

I don't understand how a Vitamin Water has the same amount of sugar per serving as a McDonald's apple pie.

June 20, 2009 | 08:00 PM | (1)

I thought my dorm room was impressive, but this guy's really takes the cake.

May 4, 2009 | 06:05 PM | (0)

Hey, y'all! It's time to refresh your browsers! Maxigumee.com has a fresh new redesign! This site needed some more white space.

February 25, 2009 | 08:38 PM | (1)

Earpieces for cellphones are not only incredibly pretentious, but a really good way to make people walking by you on the street think you're a crazy. Especially if you appear to be shouting spastically to yourself about your home construction project.

February 25, 2009 | 08:34 PM | (2)

I don't know what the mail woman has against Martha Stewart, but for some reason, all of my Martha Stewart Living issues keep coming looking as if they've been mauled by a grizzly bear.

December 16, 2008 | 05:36 PM | (0)