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"You could save on a twelve pack."

FADE IN: INT: KITCHEN TABLE.

DAD is holding a Girl Scout cookie box.

ME: The Girl Scouts are so much better than the Boy Scouts. They have better badges.... Like a badge for dancing or acting or something.... Boy Scouts have badges for things like, "I learned how to tie a knot today!" And Girl Scouts have cookies. Boy Scouts have to sell freaking popcorn in tins. Nobody wants popcorn in tins.

ANA: I want popcorn in tins.

DAD: The Boy Scouts should sell condoms.

FADE OUT.

November 14, 2005 at 09:25 PM

Comments

I can't believe no one has commented on *this! Too funny, Max... and I agree with both you and your dad, LOL :)

Posted by: Christina | November 18, 2005 12:35 PM

Wow. Your dad is...quite strange.

Posted by: Chloe | November 18, 2005 4:00 PM

I agree with your dad.

Posted by: Marion | November 19, 2005 9:04 PM

That would be really convenient for me

Posted by: Keith | November 19, 2005 11:02 PM

I wish the Girl Scouts would come around to Atlanta apartments... i miss the mint thins :-(

And the Boy Scouts should magick condoms into raining from the sky, but that's not gonna happen. Tell your father I'm sorry.

Posted by: Oliver | November 20, 2005 5:13 AM

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